My phone autocorrected just the solitary letter S into “Sharknado”.
A company named Chatham Power Pty Ltd (who don’t have a website) just sent me a letter saying that I’m entitled to $1368.12 - no reason given - and all I need to do is send them all my bank details.
This is obviously a scam. Nothing’s happened to me that would entitle me to a large sum of money. Nobody’s tried to kill me recently.
I mean, except my gallbladder, but I don’t think I can sue that.
requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics
I just came back from a job interview. At the very least, I didn’t pass out or burp during it.
If they can learn to say Tchaikovsky and Michelangelo and Dostoyevsky, they can learn to say Uzoamaka.