That’s it.
That’s the show.
Amy and Tina’s Opening Monologue - Golden Globe Awards (by NBC)
Day 76: I am not yet Tina Fey.
I may have burped in front of an audience tonight.
I don’t remember and I can never be sure.
Goddamn it.
HIS NAME IS MONTY AND HE IS A HERPETOLOGIST - SOMEONE WHO STUDIES REPTILES
A PYTHON IS A TYPE OF REPTILE
DOES THIS MEAN WHAT I THINK IT MEANS
Holy shit A+ casting puns
I didn’t know Billy Connolly was in Monty Python.
(via duet-in-spades)
(via bobbyport)
NEVER FORGET
Not enough people watch this show
Anti-social: ‘Hell is Other People’ keeps you as far away from your ‘friends’ as possible
FourSquare makes keeping track of where your friends are effortless, but what if you’re not feeling particularly social on a given day? Hell is Other People is “an experiment in anti-social media” according to its developer Scott Garner. Using data from your FourSquare account, the web app will monitor recent check-ins of your “friends” and calculate a position where you’re almost guaranteed to avoid them entirely.
Things I must might could do in the holidays:
post-hurricane house in Jersey
i wanna live there
“i wanna live there”
Is everyone on this website retarded
Andrea Bosca for GQ Style.
No, this’s happened before. It starts going wonky after you put 300-400 words in. I just need to reset it and start again. All my work.